Global Warming Causing Bad Beer

“Climatologist Martin Mozny of the Czech Hydrometeorological Institute and colleagues say that the quality of Saaz hops – the delicate variety used to make pilsner lager – has been decreasing in recent years. They say the culprit is climate change in the form of increased air temperature.” Link

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American beer already tastes bad enough. Will even worse Budweiser awaken the deniers to the reality of global warming?

Aw, who am I kidding. They’ll just blame Obama.